Oh, my stars! Can you believe it?! As it turns out, Bunny Reid Fuzz is the cereal murderer! And to think I just had coffee and gossip with her yesterday morning! Sunday night, as I.B. Fuzz read the Investigation Results Report, suspects were eliminated one by one--until it came down to Hildie Clam (connected only to Rhalston), Misty Scarlett (wrong gun), and Bunny Fuzz (motive: ideology). It seems poor mixed up Bunny thought she was living up to her Pisceology and Ranger codes to "right the wrongs" perpetrated by General Mills. Poor I.B.--you should have seen her! It so pained her to order her own niece arrested. And then she had to call Bunny's mother! Well, at least we don't have to wonder if we have a cereal murderer running the streets of Langley any longer. In that Bunny has been in operation for 24 years, it is amazing that our crime rate is as low as it is (only one murder annually). Without the help of our volunteer sleuths, how could any of us feel safe again on the streets of Langley? Thank you all so much for all your help! We locals are all looking forward to seeing you again next year. Too bad it always has to be under such circumstances. Check back now and then on this blogsite--around February! Love to all! Bea Z. Baudy
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