Another February Murder Hits Langley!

Oh no! Just when you think this might be the year to break the unfortunate string of February murders in Langley, it is reported that there has been another one! It seems that the body of some government guy by the name of Victor Mills was found in the bushes over on Anthes Avenue. I hear tell that there were some dead fish placed ceremonially on his body. Eeewww! Creepy! I haven't heard yet what the cause of death was exactly, but the coroner's report will probably have more about that on Saturday. I can't believe it--I just saw him at the concert-turned-party last Thursday night at Brookhaven. I hear tell he was a rather annoying (to say the least) power hungry careerist, and not much of a "people person". He was supposed to be here on a mission for the state department about our chocolate banana slugs as a food source. But the buzz is that he was sniffing around in different areas, putting a lot of people off (49ers? Dew Brothers? Other government officials? "Co-workers?"). He must have really put the wrong person(s) off cause now he's gone, gone, gone. Speaking of gone government officials, when is the rest of this alphabet soup of government officials--ATF, FBI, IRS--gonna leave our nice little town? At least we know the Pisceologists will be leaving after the Saratoga Silver Salmon make their run. Oh, I guess I shouldn't complain--just more fodder for good gossip!